Granted, but it has a Trojan Virus.

I wish nobody could corrupt this wish, and if they do, I will totally own them.

Granted, but my parents own me.

I wish my laptop didn't have a trojan virus cuz it really sucks.

granted but it got shot by your dad

i wish for Mac and cheese

Granted but you got a macintosh and a chao called cheese. (Sonic )

I wish for My kitten to be even more cuter than she is now :3

granted but it exploded from being to cute


i wish for a cat

Granted, but it doesn't like you.

I wish for nothing.

granted but it had something attached to it


i wish for a pony unicorn gorilla mixed thing

Granted but it died.

I wish for no boredom

Granted but then too much was going on for you and you missed everything.

I wish for some peace and quiet

Granted, but you became deaf.

I wish for cake. (I think Ik my corruption here. BUT THE CAKE IS A LIE)