(The cake IS a lie but for this purpose)

Granted but you became extremely fat from eating too much cake.

I wish for perfect eye sight.

Granted but you got tmi.
I wish for Scrambled Eggs

Granted but you had to buy them.

I wish there was a tech specialist that would help me clean my computer and he wasn't evil and put more on it.

Granted but that never happened.

I wish there was a tech specialist that would help me clean my computer and he wasn't evil and put more viruses on it.

Granted

But on his way out he accidentally dropped your computer and now it doesn't work at all.

I wish the park I'm working on became real

Granted, but it's a miniscule version.

I wish i had a dollar.

Granted but it cost you $2.

I wish for everyone to become a brony like me :3

Granted, but everyone loses the ability to speak about it.

I wish I lost the game. (Please know the joke)

Granted but Marble cake. (Is that it?)

I wish for Pie

granted but it had a sign in it saying "the game"

i wish for minecraft