granted but it opened up again right under your house


i wish that the doctor would come to my house and say hi then leave epicly

Doctor says "hi" and announces that you are going to die in 10 minutes

I wish I had good music equipment ...

granted but you tripped on the cords and broke them all


i wish i had my own personal roller coaster

Granted but the corkscrew broke your neck.

I wish school didn't start next week.

granted but it started tomarrow insted

i wish for a mineshaft

Granted but you blew it up. (I purposely didn't say you would fall down it. )

I wish school started two months from now actually.

granted but two seconds later it was two months later (it feels that way during summer don't it?)


i wish for a pet eagle

Granted, but you were a bird and caught you as their prey.

I wish I made a website and got over 5-million registered users.

granted but everyone else left the website


i wish for a jelly bean

Wish granted, but you left it in your pocket and it went sticky because it was so hot.

I wish for a cucumber.