Yeah. I was about to fall off a cliff.

Have you ever met your idol?

No. I don't have an idol.

Have you ever considered suicide?

I think so

Have you ever been hit on the head with a brick?

No.

Have you ever been in a car accident?

Does my car getting scraped by two other cars crashing count?

Have you ever screwed up someone else's stuff?

Mhmm.

Have you ever accidently a whole urinal cake?

Uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh.....??????

Have you ever tasted flavored water that tastes like Tropical Skittles?

No. The only flavored water I've tasted was sh- flavored.

Have you ever asked a stupid and random question but got a serious answer?

Yuppers.

Have you ever punched a bear?

I wish.

Have you ever been accused by your own parent that you stayed home because you were sick, but they thought that you just wanted to skim a day of school?