Sold them on Ebay as a D.I.Y rollercoaster, in slightly used condition. While cashing in on someone elses rubbish...

He noticed a shot and drop tower on ebay and suddenly had visions.......

of his life then just suddenly IBM went bankrupt so ebay closed down we where all sad but they soon found a puppy who made everyone forget about ebay. the puppy then ran to me and he suddenly.....

started pee-ing on my leg. It was at that time that I kicked him so hard that he started pooping on me too. When I looked up, I saw 1 million puppies running towards me to....

followed closely by Cruela De Ville, who basically wanted them to.....

suduce the poor lad with her...

golden charms....he was entranced by them....he managed to...

break free from her lies then donky punched her in the...

Shoulder blade, it suddenly split in...

to a jigsaw puzzle and needed desperate help to....