orange came up to him and asked him if he had any....

spare banana skins.. But trhan a banker shouted......

oi you, no giant oranges allowed in here, get out or ill!!.......

Attack you with my Boneless banana, So the big orange rolls over towards the exit but , OH no tradagy the big orange......

went splat and then a big apple came to eat the world but soon the moon came to the rescue and save everyone but then the moon got eatton and one man was alvie and he started life on mars whcih he found out it was a red planet. the man had to go to the toilet and fast but he could not find one so he.....

Beamed onto Jupiter, got vapourised, than got re-incarnated into a pig called "Bacon" He oinked at a Hippo, he took it the wrong way, and decided to.....

Take part in a Civil Partnership to legally become the first pig and hippo couple. Married life wasn't all its supposed to be as pig wanted children. Realising that hippo and pig could not <censored> to have some, they adopted a chicken called H5N1. And then the penny dropped.

They took immediate action and....

and started breeding the chicken with a crow and they their were one big happy messed up family until...

a talking cat came along and pulled out a machine gun(beelitz ur picture prophesy has come true, just as predicted!!!!!!)and kill everyone until a man-eating rat came along and mit the cat's.........

Then ate every dead body he could find....