Well, that was the end b/c a nuclear bomb came out of left field and killed everybody on planet earth; except for all the roaches.
That's where this new story takes place.. It was the year 2969 and millions of roaches roamed the planet scavaging rotting flesh left from the humans. These roaches weighed in around 300 pounds and were 6ft tall. How did they get this big you ask? It went like this..

There was copious amounts of Spinach & Tripe which was contaminated with radiation, this caused the roaches to mutate in such a way that...

unions started to smell nice and not make people cry, but that was only because there was noone left on planet earth to make them cry so the unions travelled to....

Xygobia, a planet that was full of 3 necked, platypus billed....

starfish, that had razor sharp teeth and a taste for union flesh, but killed themselves when they found out that onions didnt have flesh so the onions had to go to another planet where there were lots of.....

Cheese, this turned out to be a bad move, Unions loved Cheese and Onion, what happened was.....

monkeys could fly, so the onions threw walkers cheese and onion flavoured crisps at them cuz monkeys h8 them, so suddenly, the monkeys flew to.....

cloud nine and...

did the hokey pokey, but 1 of the older monkeys broke its leg and had to....

put down......suddenly a herd of critters formed a giant ball, and started ravaging everything in sight.Only...