eyebrows, so he went into the nearest bathroom and stuck them on his........

ears. Then he heard a rumble in the stall next to him. What was it he wondered? it was a.......

toenail, it smelt like cheese so he washed it with a.....

glass of warm soured....

pumpkins, but then, suddenly, they came from nowhere and killed mr miyagi and then the karate kid came out of the bushed and...........

chopped off his leg with a chop-stick because...

he found elephant.co.uk in the jungle so he went into a sushee bar and bought the elephant a.......

stick of dynamite to......

go use it in the bathroom, but there was a problem. What reamains in the bathroom was....

a huge pile of.....