...eaten by a lemon, which smelled of...

Turnips as farmer giles was laying examples of his produce by the hard sholder, suddenly a lamboghini driven by rio ferdiand (hes a jerk!) crashed into the largest turnip and.....

...NO! Why did it have to be Lamborghini! Why couldn't it be a...

Stupid fat 4x4 which by coincedence crashed into the smoking lamboghni
killing rio ferdinand (its called karma!) then a mecanic from alton towers came along who volutered at the lamboghni rescue home took it in and nursed it back to health (HEHE) then it was given to nuclear fish the new owner who.....

...swapped it for a Bugatti. Exept I can't drive until next year, so that meant that...

timo got the lamboghini and even though he was only 14 he still drived it anyway but was then arrested and asked his buddies nuclear fish and drayton monkey to bail him out....

...which we didn't do because we thought it would be funny not to, so instead we got a big hammer and...

threw it at the olyimpics (because they decided to have it every 2 years) the hammer flew tthrough the air and hit the lock on timo's cell freeing him, he got in his lamboghni mirchalgo and drove home...

to meet a gorgeous girl called Jen, when......

he accidently drove his car off of a cliff because it was dark, but...