..."We want lemons" as loudly as he could, but obviously that meant that...

this was an injustice to the army of lemons who suddenly rushed towards the......

Juicer (the fools) and become lemonade, which was the ideal solution to a hot summers day. It was so hot, every one passed out, including the...

Chief Jacket potato, who's name was.....

...G-Force Junkie, who just so happened to be...

The world biggist Star Wars Fan. Every Weekend he would go to his freaiinds house, Drink some "big head logic juice", roll a couple of carrot smokes and.....

...sit and wonder why Shaun Allsop has decided to add a link to the big brother site in his sig, because everyone know's that big brother is the worst thing ever... even worse than...

people who say "sounds like a plan!" (no offence to anyone here who says that i just find it anoying) then timo shot the people who make big brother and gave them to ben the cat who was grateful for the food because...

...Timo hadn't fed him for 7 years, so his next door neighbour, who just so happened to be a russian suicide bomber from Japan, rang the RSPCA who then...

Phoned Domino's Pizza, as they could not go out on an empty stomach. They ordered one of everything on the menu, except for the...