...so Shauny decided to make a Big Brother thread on RCT3X, where he could sit at his computer all day long talking to himself on it and not bothering anybody else cause only he would ever go on it, so...

then Drayton Monkey came to his house and hit him with an infaltable hammer that he had bought from Wales, which meant that the hammer had a welsh accent which was annoying Drayton Monkey so much that he emigrated to Canada when he was then eaten by Bear in the Big Blue House who Titkitiki was chaeting on with his wife Miss Piggy. Then Drayton Monkey died in Shaun's room and Shaun said "orange there's a dead Monkey in my room" and then ate Drayton Monkey before regurgitating him as it was Daryton Monkey's Bedtime, where his Mum read him and story about a dead badger that ate Leicester and spat it back up again!

in a flurry of.....

a dead monkey...

...called Drayon Monkey went to see his Uncle...

Called, Manor the Monkey, he had an old wooden cane, in which he used to beat Drayton round the head with, when he was a naughty monkey, Drayton copped the hump with this after the 88th time, and decided enough was enough, he went down to the local convenience store and bought a.............

bannana...

which he used to consistently....

to hit G-force Junkie round the head with as he had been making up lies about Drayton Monkey, as he had infact been down to ASDA not a convience Store where he purchsed a lot of bananas and a wrecking Ball then afetr he went to London and hit the Houses of parliamnet with the wrecking Ball and then legged it. As he did that The Queen satrted breakdancing and him and the queen had a duet on Puppy love where the queen said that Drayton Monkey could be King as she didn't like Price Phillip that5 mcuh so after that Drayton Monkey was King and then the world ended and Bang the earth was back with more cillit bang goodness!

i cant continue that i dident even understand ur writing