ok i got 1 from Chickenselect's website:
"He's a guy who gets up at six o'clock in the morning regardless of what time it is."
- Lou Duva, veteran boxing trainer, on the Spartan training regime of heavyweight Andrew Golota.
Cut the pizza into 4 slices cuz im not hungry enough to eat 6
I like the jar of dirt quote from Pirates of the Caribbean 2.
Also
"You helped us celebrate our country's bicentennial in 17... 1976."
-President Bush (And I am not mocking the queen of England. It was just funny.)
"Is it behind the rabbit? NO! It is the rabbit!"
-Monty Python and the Holy Grail (Killer Rabbit Scene)
I'd have a lot more quotes, but I'd just get tired of quoting every funny thing from Monty Python, Cars, Finding Nemo, and a lot more.
Current projects:
Christmas Land - 50%  (A festive Christmas themed park)
Unnamed project (or Area 51) - 5% (Top secret Government testing facility)
Other Projects: TO BE ANNOUNCED LATER
I saw one in school last week:
"NOTE
ALL EMPLOYEES ARE OBLIGATED TO TAKE A BATH BEFORE REPORTING TO WORK, BECAUSE I HAVE TO KISS YOUR *** TO GET YOU TO DO SOMETHING!"
Another one form school:
"3 Reasons to be a teacher: June, July, August."
One form a teacher:
"Curse, curse."(because he doesn't want to be a bad example to us)
One from the same teacher to get the childrens attention:
"Sex!"
And one from the IT teacher (in the computer room where it's always cold):
"It's not cold, it's fresh."
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enough smart were you if..
if you can raed the flwonolig, tehn you have a wried bairn.
Guys, these are funny quotes, here's one:
"Procrastinators, UNTIE! ...Tommorow."
This is actually a quote from a T-shirt: "Horror Movie"( It shows three chickens watching one of there own in a rotesiere oven)
I wish someone famous lived by me, especially in my own room!
Current projects:
Christmas Land - 50%  (A festive Christmas themed park)
Unnamed project (or Area 51) - 5% (Top secret Government testing facility)
Other Projects: TO BE ANNOUNCED LATER
Well, that would actuallybe kind of wierd. No, more like annoying sincethe papparazzi would always be over.
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