I ban you for having your IP address logged!!!

I ban you from using the letter o

Yo te prohibición de la prohibición de que el 1 carta no podemos indicar 2 ...!

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I ban you for failing Spanish!! Lolz :P

I ban you from sticking out your tongue.

I ban you for Having a smiley in your sig.

I ban your for not having a smiley in your sig. :P

I ban you from looking like a zombie.

I ban you for having the name Zippy.