I ban you from posting on this thread.

I ban you for not remembering I'm a shmexy zombie! xD

I ban you for being shmexy

I ban you for not being shmexy. :P

I ban you for liking some awesome bands!

I ban you for liking my awesome bands!

I ban you for having an awesome looking sig! xD

I ban you for not having a sig at all!

I ban you for not knowing I had one. :P

I ban you for getting me confused!