...and yelled several...

...metres away plus...

(???)

...the meter/mile conversion factor...

...where a monkey...

...said whatever! I...

(I use metric It's more accurate)

...looked around suspiciously...

and threatened to

(Most Americans are used to the miles/inches/feet/etc. system... but in Science we use the International System of Units or something liike that...)

...say that canadians...

(I'm Canadian)

...are going to...

...create a giant...