What did the ocean say to the sea?
Nothing they just waved.
Do you sea what I did there?
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Did you hear the Energizer bunny was arrested?
"No"
He was charged with battery
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Did you hear a man was hit in the head with a soda bottle?
"No"
I did, and he was lucky that it was a soft drink.
This is just ridiculous now...
^ Its a comedy thread after all!