^Granted but it breaks and then you walk out into the rain and scream "NOOOOOOOOOOO!"

That would be fine because I have 65 different PEZ dispensers.

But in an apocalypse a nuclear bomb directly hits where you store all those pez dispensers.
65 is impressive, I thought 6 + a giant one was alot.

I wish I had all of Maverick's pez dispensers.

I'll sell em to you for about 3 zillion bucks.

Granted, but then you get kidnapped by a hobo and lose them all.

I wish that I could meet Skrillex.

Granted, but he becomes the new justin beiber after the original is sent to jupiter

I wish I had unlimited skittles

GRANTED!

I wish that Vekoma SLC's would be outlawed.

Granted, but B&M starts making SLCs, with the same layout but B&M style.

I wish that nobody would have a dirty mind.

But then no one would have made you.

I wish that I had a lamborghini.

granted, but you spend all your life savings to buy it

i wish i had some wendys right now