Granted, But you puke every day. I wish to make better nolimits coasters

Granted, But they look like the inside of a banana pepper.

I wish my home was paied off.

granted, but then you have to live in a ghost pepper.

I wish for Donald trump to not become president.

Granted, but Bernie Sanders manages to destroy the country with his idiotic "free everything" campaign.


I wish Maverick360 would stop replying to every wish with something about ghost peppers.


TRUMP FOR PRESIDENT!

Didn't Hillary win democratic candidate spot?

Granted, but Maverick is selling ghost peppers and doing his best to promote and sell them.

I wish that the bird was the word.

Granted, but it's an emu, and those are just plain weird.

I wish chinese food.

Granted, but they're (you guessed it) Chinese ghost peppers.

I wish to live for 100 years and never get old.

Granted, but you accidently add a 0 to the end of that, and you instead live for 1000 years.


I wish I could somehow get NASCAR 2003 Season for my Windows 10.

Didn't Hillary win democratic candidate spot?

Didn't realize that...

Granted, but it plays at 10 fps.

I wish for a new computer!

Granted, but the internet runs at 0.001 bytes per month.



I wish for an apple.

Granted, but its poisoned

I wish for a pinball arcade update.