Granted, but it's stolen and you ended up in jail for lifetime theft.

I wish the Jonas Brothers and their pathetic peace of musical crap would leave this planet.

Granted, but you have to go with them.

I wish I had a pizza-waffle.

Granted, but it's mega-size.

I wish the world will never end.

Granted, but the all the other bad things on the bad meter (don't know what the bad meter is) without the world ending happen.

I wish I had a older brother.

Granted, but he hates you.

I wish I had $100,000,000.

And RCTNinFreek, Mega size is even better! XD

Granted, but its all counterfeit.

I wish i had a copy machine.

Granted, but it only copies tissue.

I wish Michael Jackson lived.

Granted, but nobody knows where he lives.

I wish I had a fast GPU.

Granted, but led you into a lake mistaking it for a shortcut.

I wish I had two heads.

Granted, but the other head tries to bite the other head off so it can be the only one.

I wish I had my own laptop.