Granted, but none of them work.

I wish I had more time for Rctgo.

Granted, but......nah.. I can't ruin this wish.

I wish for a pen.

Granted, but it has no ink.

I wish for a new clarinet.

Granted, but it's already broken into a million pieces.

I wish I could get a job at McDonalds (I love their food)!

Granted, but you don't get to eat there food at lunch break.

I wish my Vacation to Chattanooga goes good. (lol, that makes no sense. And I am going!)

Granted, but the flight back home is delayed until the next century.

I wish I could meet Lacey Schwimmer one day.

Granted, but she's a snobby brat and punches you in the face.

I wish I was buckethead...

Granted, but you fail the career.

I wish I could see microscopic.

Granted, but that's all you see.

I wish for a wish that is completely incorruptable.

Granted, but you forgot to look at topic of this thread.

I wish for a part on something.