Granted, but robbers take your money.

I wish I had some cake right now.

Granted... but the cake is a lie.

I wish I had a sub sandwich.

Granted, but it's made from the Earth, and not the ingredients.

I wish I had some cinnamon toast right now.

Granted, but the bread was burned, and the cinnamon turned out to be gound up flies.

I wish I had a Core i7

Granted, but it exploded out of nowhere.

I wish whenever I bit into a brownie, the piece would come back.

Granted, but the piece came back in your stomach, and grew and grew and grew until it exploded you from the inside out!

I wish, I wish, with all my heart, to fly with dragons, in a land apart.

Granted but the price was just raised.

I wish I had a HUGE game!

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OMG that was just SOOOOOO late but it somehow worked!

Greanted, but it was SO HUGE, it tipped over and crushed you.

I wish for a 40" Screen

Granted, but it needed a million AA batteries, and you can't mix them. They have to be the same, and there were only 5 batteries left on Earth, so your TV never worked.

I wish I don't have to get acne when I'm older.

Granted. But you started growing warts on your face instead.

I wish that your mum was much better in bed