You got fired from your job, and then thrown out of the building, which you happen to land in a puddle the size of a pool. And then it starts pouring down raining and you can't swim. You try to cling on something and see Jaws coming towards you and start trying to run away from Jaws and King Kong is right in front of you, running after you trying to cuddle you thinking you're George and fluffy and cuddly (Bugs Bunny Reference BTW). All of a sudden, you see for some strange reason a fat woman falling above your head wearing metal armor

You got fired from your job, and then thrown out of the building, which you happen to land in a puddle the size of a pool. And then it starts pouring down raining and you can't swim. You try to cling on something and see Jaws coming towards you and start trying to run away from Jaws and King Kong is right in front of you, running after you trying to cuddle you thinking you're George and fluffy and cuddly (Bugs Bunny Reference BTW). All of a sudden, you see for some strange reason a fat woman falling above your head wearing metal armor and spikey cleats.

You got fired from your job, and then thrown out of the building, which you happen to land in a puddle the size of a pool. And then it starts pouring down raining and you can't swim. You try to cling on something and see Jaws coming towards you and start trying to run away from Jaws and King Kong is right in front of you, running after you trying to cuddle you thinking you're George and fluffy and cuddly (Bugs Bunny Reference BTW). All of a sudden, you see for some strange reason a fat woman falling above your head wearing metal armor and spikey cleats. All of a sudden she starts singing. "The fat lady sings" you think to yourself.

You got fired from your job, and then thrown out of the building, which you happen to land in a puddle the size of a pool. And then it starts pouring down raining and you can't swim. You try to cling on something and see Jaws coming towards you and start trying to run away from Jaws and King Kong is right in front of you, running after you trying to cuddle you thinking you're George and fluffy and cuddly (Bugs Bunny Reference BTW). All of a sudden, you see for some strange reason a fat woman falling above your head wearing metal armor and spikey cleats. All of a sudden she starts singing. "The fat lady sings" you think to yourself, "How could this get any worse?!?!" Then all of a sudden

You got fired from your job, and then thrown out of the building, which you happen to land in a puddle the size of a pool. And then it starts pouring down raining and you can't swim. You try to cling on something and see Jaws coming towards you and start trying to run away from Jaws and King Kong is right in front of you, running after you trying to cuddle you thinking you're George and fluffy and cuddly (Bugs Bunny Reference BTW). All of a sudden, you see for some strange reason a fat woman falling above your head wearing metal armor and spikey cleats. All of a sudden she starts singing. "The fat lady sings" you think to yourself, "How could this get any worse?!?!" Then all of a sudden, see glass cracking in every direction because of her singing. You kick yourself for saying "How could this get any worse?!?!", which...

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You got fired from your job, and then thrown out of the building, which you happen to land in a puddle the size of a pool. And then it starts pouring down raining and you can't swim. You try to cling on something and see Jaws coming towards you and start trying to run away from Jaws and King Kong is right in front of you, running after you trying to cuddle you thinking you're George and fluffy and cuddly (Bugs Bunny Reference BTW). All of a sudden, you see for some strange reason a fat woman falling above your head wearing metal armor and spikey cleats. All of a sudden she starts singing. "The fat lady sings" you think to yourself, "How could this get any worse?!?!" Then all of a sudden, see glass cracking in every direction because of her singing. You kick yourself for saying "How could this get any worse?!?!", which was when you saw a H-Bomb falling from the sky

You got fired from your job, and then thrown out of the building, which you happen to land in a puddle the size of a pool. And then it starts pouring down raining and you can't swim. You try to cling on something and see Jaws coming towards you and start trying to run away from Jaws and King Kong is right in front of you, running after you trying to cuddle you thinking you're George and fluffy and cuddly (Bugs Bunny Reference BTW). All of a sudden, you see for some strange reason a fat woman falling above your head wearing metal armor and spikey cleats. All of a sudden she starts singing. "The fat lady sings" you think to yourself, "How could this get any worse?!?!" Then all of a sudden, see glass cracking in every direction because of her singing. You kick yourself for saying "How could this get any worse?!?!", which was when you saw a H-Bomb falling from the sky to right where you are standing!

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You got fired from your job, and then thrown out of the building, which you happen to land in a puddle the size of a pool. And then it starts pouring down raining and you can't swim. You try to cling on something and see Jaws coming towards you and start trying to run away from Jaws and King Kong is right in front of you, running after you trying to cuddle you thinking you're George and fluffy and cuddly (Bugs Bunny Reference BTW). All of a sudden, you see for some strange reason a fat woman falling above your head wearing metal armor and spikey cleats. All of a sudden she starts singing. "The fat lady sings" you think to yourself, "How could this get any worse?!?!" Then all of a sudden, see glass cracking in every direction because of her singing. You kick yourself for saying "How could this get any worse?!?!", which was when you saw a H-Bomb falling from the sky to right where you are standing and missiles shooting at you from all directions

You got fired from your job, and then thrown out of the building, which you happen to land in a puddle the size of a pool. And then it starts pouring down raining and you can't swim. You try to cling on something and see Jaws coming towards you and start trying to run away from Jaws and King Kong is right in front of you, running after you trying to cuddle you thinking you're George and fluffy and cuddly (Bugs Bunny Reference BTW). All of a sudden, you see for some strange reason a fat woman falling above your head wearing metal armor and spikey cleats. All of a sudden she starts singing. "The fat lady sings" you think to yourself, "How could this get any worse?!?!" Then all of a sudden, see glass cracking in every direction because of her singing. You kick yourself for saying "How could this get any worse?!?!", which was when you saw a H-Bomb falling from the sky to right where you are standing and missiles shooting at you from all directions. All of a sudden, from outer space, in a galaxy far, far away, the death egg from the Sonic universe actually DOES exist. It was firing a huge laser that destroys a planet with ease in one hit at the planet Earth there, but missed and headed right where you where standing...

You got fired from your job, and then thrown out of the building, which you happen to land in a puddle the size of a pool. And then it starts pouring down raining and you can't swim. You try to cling on something and see Jaws coming towards you and start trying to run away from Jaws and King Kong is right in front of you, running after you trying to cuddle you thinking you're George and fluffy and cuddly (Bugs Bunny Reference BTW). All of a sudden, you see for some strange reason a fat woman falling above your head wearing metal armor and spikey cleats. All of a sudden she starts singing. "The fat lady sings" you think to yourself, "How could this get any worse?!?!" Then all of a sudden, see glass cracking in every direction because of her singing. You kick yourself for saying "How could this get any worse?!?!", which was when you saw a H-Bomb falling from the sky to right where you are standing and missiles shooting at you from all directions. All of a sudden, from outer space, in a galaxy far, far away, the death egg from the Sonic universe actually DOES exist. It was firing a huge laser that destroys a planet with ease in one hit at the planet Earth there, but missed and headed right where you where standing, when all of a sudden, a giant sinkhole opens up under you!