You got fired from your job, and then thrown out of the building, which you happen to land in a puddle the size of a pool. And then it starts pouring down raining and you can't swim. You try to cling on something and see Jaws coming towards you and start trying to run away from Jaws and King Kong is right in front of you, running after you trying to cuddle you thinking you're George and fluffy and cuddly (Bugs Bunny Reference BTW). All of a sudden, you see for some strange reason a fat woman falling above your head wearing metal armor and spikey cleats. All of a sudden she starts singing. "The fat lady sings" you think to yourself, "How could this get any worse?!?!" Then all of a sudden, see glass cracking in every direction because of her singing. You kick yourself for saying "How could this get any worse?!?!", which was when you saw a H-Bomb falling from the sky to right where you are standing and missiles shooting at you from all directions. All of a sudden, from outer space, in a galaxy far, far away, the death egg from the Sonic universe actually DOES exist. It was firing a huge laser that destroys a planet with ease in one hit at the planet Earth there, but missed and headed right where you where standing, when all of a sudden, a giant sinkhole opens up under you! Then suddenly but not suprisingly the sink hole is filled with sharks and you fall in. And what was worse was those weren't ordinary sharks! Oh no, those were sharks that thought fish were friends, not food! So that made them more hungry!
Then out of nowhere the fatlady started singing underwater- she broke the water- and millions of shards of glass rained down on you and pierced your skin, making you cry out soo much you wet your pants with all of your Ex-Co-Workers Staring out of their office building windows looking at YOU!
Then you ran home to find that your pet hamster had died.
After that you woke up, relialized the whole thing was a nightmare, and found out you owned an oil company. Then you decided to raise the price of gas, which caused a angry mob of people to come to your house and burn it down. It's starting to rain gas, as no one wants it any other way, and the city burns down.Then all the homeless come to you asking for spare change and holding out guns at you thretaning to kill you if you dont give them all of the money you have. You said you needed to make a bank deposit but then you realized that every bank in the world was robbed by Nega Chuck Norris.

You got fired from your job, and then thrown out of the building, which you happen to land in a puddle the size of a pool. And then it starts pouring down raining and you can't swim. You try to cling on something and see Jaws coming towards you and start trying to run away from Jaws and King Kong is right in front of you, running after you trying to cuddle you thinking you're George and fluffy and cuddly (Bugs Bunny Reference BTW). All of a sudden, you see for some strange reason a fat woman falling above your head wearing metal armor and spikey cleats. All of a sudden she starts singing. "The fat lady sings" you think to yourself, "How could this get any worse?!?!" Then all of a sudden, see glass cracking in every direction because of her singing. You kick yourself for saying "How could this get any worse?!?!", which was when you saw a H-Bomb falling from the sky to right where you are standing and missiles shooting at you from all directions. All of a sudden, from outer space, in a galaxy far, far away, the death egg from the Sonic universe actually DOES exist. It was firing a huge laser that destroys a planet with ease in one hit at the planet Earth there, but missed and headed right where you where standing, when all of a sudden, a giant sinkhole opens up under you! Then suddenly but not suprisingly the sink hole is filled with sharks and you fall in. And what was worse was those weren't ordinary sharks! Oh no, those were sharks that thought fish were friends, not food! So that made them more hungry!
Then out of nowhere the fatlady started singing underwater- she broke the water- and millions of shards of glass rained down on you and pierced your skin, making you cry out soo much you wet your pants with all of your Ex-Co-Workers Staring out of their office building windows looking at YOU!
Then you ran home to find that your pet hamster had died.
After that you woke up, relialized the whole thing was a nightmare, and found out you owned an oil company. Then you decided to raise the price of gas, which caused a angry mob of people to come to your house and burn it down. It's starting to rain gas, as no one wants it any other way, and the city burns down.Then all the homeless come to you asking for spare change and holding out guns at you thretaning to kill you if you dont give them all of the money you have. You said you needed to make a bank deposit but then you realized that every bank in the world was robbed by Nega Chuck Norris and he was headed for you

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When did that happen?

Your thinking is really praise-worthy. Though man is in dream, he is in panic. But in actual when he feels panic, later he came to know that it was a nightmare. Quite interesting !

Alright, I'll give you this one. It has been only 25 days since the last post, not 30. But next time you bump a thread AND post spam at the same time, there will be consequences.

NOT HIM! IMAGINERP!