himself in the mirror, he deposited the mirror at the garbage dump, which was.....

full of....

you know what.. Later that night at Jacksons' very own Neverland, he was about to play a game called "Wiggle Your Toe" when Micheal said...

"E HE"......"im Bad, whooooo" to which his....

nose fell off as he started to grab himself, and his left ear started to bleed. Later that evening, while riding in Jackson's Ferris Wheel....

He noticed that he was not black, not white, but both, so he took his nose and his bloody ear and went to the....

Pawn Shop to see how much he could get for them....he only got a measly pound for them....which didnt seem much of a problem, as....

he knew he could sell his body on the streets for just a little bit more. While walking to an alley to meet somebody....

a vagrant in the street decided to...

give him a nickle,tell him to go get a sex change, buy a chinese take-away, go back to the guy and marry him, so.....