Oct 20, 2012, 10:52 AM
James' Blog Entry 125
So I ventured into the worst kept park in history. Hearton Woods is a nightmare that has already happened.
The entrance building is just a small pointless building sitting in the middle of the tar pathway.
The Mainstreet is where one of the problems lies. The big white building is all boarded up because park management doesn't want to spend a dime restoring it. I'm surprised the authorities haven't ordered its demolition.
The Tilt-A-Whirl is a terrible experience. It is rough and it needs some maintenance. Makes me nauseous just looking at the thing, and the sign looks like it was slapped together with stencils and an unsteady hand.
The Wine Cellar is a building that doesn't even belong in a mainstreet area. More like medieval times. Who even had the Idea to build this contrasting structure?
The carousel at the end of the street isn't event open half the time due to ride malfunctions. It might have been the best ride at the park. I didn't get to ride it though.
An unfinished park project that was supposed to open 2 years ago. Its just an ugly eyesore sticking out of a cleared plot of land.
Worst 20 bucks I've ever spent for an "amazing experience". The only amazing experience I had was looking at the autumn leaves fall from the trees. I'm asking for my money back when I leave!
Join my blog next week to see Hearton's Town Museum. Bye everyone!
So I ventured into the worst kept park in history. Hearton Woods is a nightmare that has already happened.
The entrance building is just a small pointless building sitting in the middle of the tar pathway.
The Mainstreet is where one of the problems lies. The big white building is all boarded up because park management doesn't want to spend a dime restoring it. I'm surprised the authorities haven't ordered its demolition.
The Tilt-A-Whirl is a terrible experience. It is rough and it needs some maintenance. Makes me nauseous just looking at the thing, and the sign looks like it was slapped together with stencils and an unsteady hand.
The Wine Cellar is a building that doesn't even belong in a mainstreet area. More like medieval times. Who even had the Idea to build this contrasting structure?
The carousel at the end of the street isn't event open half the time due to ride malfunctions. It might have been the best ride at the park. I didn't get to ride it though.
An unfinished park project that was supposed to open 2 years ago. Its just an ugly eyesore sticking out of a cleared plot of land.
Worst 20 bucks I've ever spent for an "amazing experience". The only amazing experience I had was looking at the autumn leaves fall from the trees. I'm asking for my money back when I leave!
Join my blog next week to see Hearton's Town Museum. Bye everyone!