The new product from Safe Computer and Laptop Companies LLC: Spam Be Gone Extreme Edition!!!! LOL "The ultimate in destroying the unwanted pests crawling around your computer! Eradicates unwanted and pesky spam bugs from infesting your computer!!! Guaranteed or triple your money back!!!" ha ha ha

LOL!

I just got the new Mega Ultra version. Spam and spammers scream in agony for hours before they die. This version works like a glue rat trap - they can check in but they can't check out!

[ NOTE: THIS POST WAS REMOVED BY SAFE COMPUTER AND LAPTOP COMPANIES LLC AFTER LAWSUIT ]

LOL!

I just got the new Mega Ultra version. Spam and spammers scream in agony for hours before they die. This version works like a glue rat trap - they can check in but they can't check out!

Welcome to the MakeMoney Guide sponsored by NGR Financial Services. Follow the tips below to get 20,000 dollars in a very short time and without breaking your backs slaving on work documents.

Step One: Buy the Mega Ultra Version of Spam be Gone for $1,000.
Step Two: Register for a free NGR™ Financial Services Savings Account + Loyal Member Club Diamond! $100.
Step Three: Enter the following code to infect the Spam be Gone software: <code omitted>
Step Four: Claim that Spam be Gone has gone bad and request a refund. As their policy is "guaranteed triple your money back", you will get $3000 dollars. Since $1000 of that amount is a refund, your profit will be $2000.
Step Five: Repeat Steps One, Three and Four nine times. Use different e-mail addresses each time. There, you got $18,000 in profits.
Step Six: Deposit all your money in your Savings Account. After a month they will add into your account $2100 due to your membership in the Loyal Member Club.

There. You get $20,000 in profits and you can spend it anywhere you like.

(Note: We will get your money back in the event Safe Computer and Laptop Companies LLC sues us for publishing this guide.)

This is Safe Computer and Laptop Companies LLC CEO and spokesperson: John Doe. I find that this post is disturbing to my profit margin. We recently adopted a new corporate policy that eradicates the triple your money back guarantee and only gives you a quarter your money back. This way I can get a seven digit income!!!!! LOL

THIS JUST IN: Safe Computer and Laptop Companies LLC just sued me. OH NO! *mimicks Mr. Krabs's voice* MY MONNNEYYYYYYYYY!!!

HAHAHA!!! Lets keep this up! LOL HAHAHA!

Ok. Has this turned into a Spam Making thread? LOL!

^ Pretty much. :P

ALRIGHT GUYS! Let's go to this spam thread AND SHOW IT WHOS BOSS! http://forums.rctgo.com/thread-8797-post...l#pid88394

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ALRIGHT GUYS! Let's go to this spam thread AND SHOW IT WHOS BOSS! http://forums.rctgo.com/thread-8797-post...l#pid88394

There is no such thing. :P