This game is easy! Just post something completely random. It can be funny, it can be cheesy, anything! Try to top the person's post above you.

I'll go first:

So wanna come over the rainbow factory in 17 minutes with my toenail pet?

I bought an ice cream even though it was cold in the middle of the night.


Oh yeah, I'm really random.

No thanks, I'm already late for my golf appointment tommorow.

I decided to go swimming with leprechauns in search of the pot of gold at Happyland.
(Idk if I had to be real or fake).

Doesn't matter, chips ahoy! Park your tupperwear in the briefs!

I went to Austrailia, to Samba with the kangaroos! We also did the Mambo!

Ya wanna be white-out?

Blacking out is illegal in roughly 0 countries.

Yeull walk the plank if you even try!

Shiver me timbers!