Mike was going to be married to Karen, so his father sat him down for a
little chat.

He said, "Mike, let me tell you something. On my wedding night in our
honeymoon suite I took off my pants, handed them to your mother, and
said, 'Here - try these on.'

She did and said, 'These are too big I can't wear them.'
I replied, 'Exactly. I wear the pants in this family and I always
will.'
Ever since that night we have never had any problems. "Hmmm," said
Mike.
He thought that might be a good thing to try.

On his honeymoon, Mike took off his pants and said to Karen, "Here -
try these on." She tried them on and said, "These are too large. They don't fit me."

Mike said, "Exactly. I wear the pants in this family and I always will.
I don't want you to ever forget that."

Then Karen took off her pants and handed them to Mike. She said, "Here - you try on mine."

He did and said, "I can't get into your pants." Karen said, "Exactly.
And if you don't change your smart-lime attitude, you never will."

lol lol lol lol lol

Good one good one.

I have a really good one but it might be inappropiate for younger memebers.

PM us then m8

Okay...I will post it.  

One morning a boy came down for breakfast and asked his Grandma where mommy and daddy were. She said still in bed. He started laughing and then went upstairs to get ready. He then came down for lunch and asked his grandma where mommy and daddy where. She said still and bed. He started laughing again and then went outside to play. He came in for supper and asked his grandma where mommy and daddy were. She said still in bed. He burst out laughing once again. She then asked him why he keeps laughing every time she tells him that. He then replied “Because last night daddy came into my room and asked for Vaseline and I gave him super glue!”

^^Pretty Darn Funny^^

A blonde, a redhead and a brunette were robbing a farm. They were in the barn when the farmer woke up so they hid in sacks. The farmer enters the barn and sees the three sacks moving.

He kicks the first one with the brunette in it. The brunette says "meow".
"Just a stupid cat" says the farmer.

He kicks the one with the redhead in it. The redhead says "roff roff".
"Just a stupid dog" says the farmer.

He then kicks the one with the blonde in it. The blone says "potatoes!!"

not funny i know...heres an inspiring quote for all you students

Knowledge is Power
Power Corrupts
Study Hard
Be Evil!!!!

I'm going to attemp to share this one, but it's more fun when spoken:

This gay guy walked into an old hick-town cowboy bar. He looks around and notices that there's nobody around so he walks up to the bartender and asked him a 'gay tone,' "Hey, where's everybody at?" The bartender say's in his country-fied voice, "Their out-back hanging gay people." As soon as the gay guy heard this, his voiced dropped and he said, "No S**t?"

Probably not that funny, but if you heard it it's different.

Admin/Mod: Also, if this is borderline or even over the border just delete it or tell me and I will.

^Nah, it's fine for me.
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Okay....here's another blonde joke.

There were three girls....a blonde, a red head, and a brunette.

The three were riding along in the middle of the desert when their car broke down. The nearest town was miles away and it was an extremely scorching hot day. They decided that their only option for survivial was to walk to the next town.

The brunette decided that since it would be a long walk, to take a candy bar so when they are hungry they can eat.

The red head decided to take some water, so when they are thirsty they can drink.

The blonde said, "I'll take the door, so when it is hot we can roll down the window!"

Corny...I know, but I think that it is funny!

Oh man, keep 'em comming! Cornery the better. My Wife and Mother-n-law love 'em that way..