Just read through them all Love them!

Couldnt of put it better could he.

Homer Rocks

I know it sounds bad, but all the best jokes are the tasteless ones.

Here's one for you via email.

A man, while playing on the front nine of a complicated golf course became confused as to where he was on the course. Looking around, he saw a lady playing ahead of him.

He walked up to her, explained his confusion and asked her if she knew what hole he was playing. She replied, "I'm on the 7th hole, and you are a hole behind me, so you must be on the 6th hole."

He thanked her and went back to his golf. On the back nine the same thing happened; and he approached her again with the same request.

She said, "I'm on the 14th hole, you are a hole behind me, so you must be on the 13th hole."

Once again he thanked her and returned to his play. He finished his round and went to the clubhouse where he saw the same lady sitting at the end of the bar. He asked the bartender if he knew the lady.

The bartender said that she was a sales lady and played the course often.

He approached her and said, "Let me buy you a drink in appreciation for

your help. I understand that you are in the sales profession. I'm in sales, also. What do you sell?"

She replied, "If I tell you, you'll laugh." "No, I won't."

"Well, if you must know," she answered, "I work for Tampax."

With that, he laughed so hard he almost lost his breath. She said, "See I knew you would laugh."

"That's not what I'm laughing at," he replied. "I'm a salesman for Preparation H, so I'm still a hole behind you!"

Ok i have one...

A man walks into a pub and goes to the barand sits down. Heorders a pint of lager and starts drinking it.

But a monkey swingsdown from the roof and steals his pint !

The man asks the bartender "WHO OWNS THAT MONKEY" and he replies "The pianist over there".

So the man walks over to the pianist and says "OI, do you know yourmonkey just stole my beer"

And the pianist goes "No, i'm not sure i know that one, but if you hum it for me i'll play it"

moving to forum fun unless anyone has any objections...

hahaha.

heres 1

what 2 ends does a cow have?

The front end and the udder end!

get it?

all these jokes are good lol