I ban you for having a hammer smashed face!

I ban you from saying I ban you.

I ban you for having five stars!

I ban both of you for catching up to me so fast!

I ban you, just 'cos i can!

I ban you because you let me catch up to you so fast.

I ban you for living below the angels! :P

I ban you for thinking I believe in angels!

I ban you from living in the US

I ban you from living on my planet.