granted but the hamburgers and fries turn into hail
i wish i owned cedar fair
Granted, but you're required to ride 182 coasters in 2 weeks.
I wish I was taller.
granted but now you can't fit through doorways
i wish i was older
Granted, but you stopped aging after you got older.
I wish my iPhone came with a hologram.
granted but you watched a horror movie and the monster ate you
i wish i had a wish
"Grant-" .... I'm sorry, but I can't think of any bad side to it...
OH WAIT, "-ed, but it was taken away by the Wish Remover.
I wish I had a dog.
granted but it was a "HOT" dog :P ( so it was on fire )
i wish i had a waffle
granted but you cooked it to long and it burned.
i wish i had a million dollars that came in an indestructible safe and only I could open it with my mind and it was in the secret underground room in my backyard that was made out of 12 foot steel walls and had a lock with a 10-digit combination that i would never forget.
Granted but the money moulded/ faded/ set on fire.
I wish I was an arm-chair (ASDF Movie joke xD)
you can't dream because chairs don't have brains! lol
i wanna be a pie